1:Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi
2:Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12
3:Santa: Mujhy 50 Rupay Udhaar Dena.
Banta:
Magar Mere Pass To Sirf
30 Rupay Hen.
Santa:
Acha Lao 30 Rupay hi De Do,
20 Rupay Tum Per
Udhaar Rahy...;-p
4:Parosi Ka Larka Kho Gaya
Santa: Aaj Mujhe bohat Maar pari.
Banta: Q re?
Santa: Parosi ka Ladka kho gaya
Banta: To?
Santa: Me ny kaha Google pe Search karo,
Jab Mil Jaye to Download karlo...;-p
5:Santa aur Banta k Beech me Fight ho rahi thi..
Banta: Saaly Me Tere Kapre Phaar k Tujhy Nanga ker dunga.
Santa: Dekh, Serious Laraai me Romantic Baat Mat Ker..;-p
6:Santa ny Ek Question Pucha Aur Teacher Behosh..
Question: BLACK Is Colour
WHITE Is Also A Colour.
But Black & White Is Not
Colour TV
Why??
7:Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
8:Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
9:Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
